“It was a rainy day, and I almost tripped in front of the “cool kids” in the cafeteria. At that time I was a junior but I didn’t trip because I don’t trip.”
“I was walking and I got hit by a soccer ball then 15 seconds later I got hit by a football in front of my crush and I got red.”
“It was recently I was walking up the stairs and like I tripped and these kids behind me started laughing.”
“Once I accidentally dropped milk on myself and well you know what it looked like I did. Not only was I embarrassed but I smelled funky.”